So obviously when your boyfriend/girlfriend breaks up with you, that’s a hard pill to swallow. But what’s even worse? When the celeb you have been loyally crushing on since you were fourteen starts dating or worse, gets married. So just to rub it in a little more, we made a list of the celeb couples that will break your heart most.
ASHTON KUTCHER AND MILA KUNIS
Alright Mila LISTEN you can’t have him in your little TV show world AND the real world too, it doesn’t work that way, or maybe it does. Well it really seems to be working for these two who have a pretty lengthy history. They liked each other on the set of “That 70s Show,” met again years later, fell in love, have three beautiful children. It’s disgusting. We love them.
DAX SHEPARD AND KRISTEN BELL
Okay honestly I think these two put Ashton and Mila in second place because have you seen the music video they made when in Africa? Literally they are the funniest most best friend couple we’ve ever seen. And we want that. So yes, naturally we are jealous. They’re the best, they really love each other, and they remind us to be best friends in relationships.
EMILY BLUNT AND JOHN KRASINSKI
So maybe these two weren’t on the radar when you were fourteen, but when you started watching the Office you fell in love with Jim. You fell in love with Jim and Pam. You got jealous of Jim and Pam. But then one day you realized that John K is actually Jim in REAL LIFE and that he treats Emily Blunt like a QUEEN. On and off screen we want John Krasinski. We all want John Krasinski. We want Jim. Can we have both?
BLAKE LIVELY AND RYAN REYNOLDS
Okay Blake. You don’t get to be Serena. Live that life. Have a happy ending. Live your life as Blake after Gossip girl ends. Meet Ryan Reynolds. Marry Ryan Reynolds. Look good and fit while pregnant. And still be married to Ryan Reynolds. IT’S. NOT. FAIR. Ugh love you Blake and Ryan please never change.
TROY AND GABRIELLA
Haha okay we know it’s not real, and this may be pouring salt in the wound if your still upset Vanessa and Zac broke up in real life. But forget about the real world for a second and remember how real this happy ending was to you when the High School Musical movies came out. He sang to her asking for forgiveness, danced with her on the rooftop of their school in the rain, and the cool guy gave a chance to the new girl science geek. We NEED this one to be real life.
Okay we’ll stop now. Sorry for reminding you of all these disgustingly awesome relationships. But we aren’t sorry. You’re welcome!